10 Items To Help You Become The 5th Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
The newest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie, Mutant Mayhem, comes out this weekend, introducing the turtles to a new generation. Have you always wanted to make up your own persona?
Here’s a list of 10 items that will help you become the fifth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle without having to be covered in TGRI mutagens.
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10. Turtle Mask
Rule #1: Never be identified in public. These masks will come in handy while you’re fighting crime.
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9. Turtle Shell Backpack
Keep all your goodies (like nunchaku and sai) safe and sound in this handy backpack.
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8. Turtle T-Shirt
As you get older, you learn to appreciate a good pair of socks. Featuring your favorites, these are sure to keep your toes warm while fighting crime.
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5. Pizza Cookbook
The fastest way to a turtle’s stomach is pizza, so cook your way through this cookbook and discover your new favorite!
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4. Pizza Seasoning
Jazz up your new pizza recipe a little bit with this tasty seasoning mix!
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3. Watch
“Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.” Keep track of your delivery with this handy watch!
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2. Mirage Comics Compendium
Learn the history of the turtles by reading the original comic by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird.
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1. Mutagen Ooze
Okay. Let’s be honest with each other. We all know that to become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, one must be covered from head to toe in mutagen.
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And there you have it. 10 things you will absolutely need to help you become the next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
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Sources: Turtlepedia, IMDb