30 Star Wars-Themed Pick-Up Lines
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Single Star Wars fans on Valentine’s Day may be tempted to step up their game and use some saga-inspired pick-up lines to try and bag a partner as addicted to the franchise as they are. Be warned, there are some dodgy ones out there. The wrong line could get you slapped instead of helping you find the other half of your Force dyad. Below are the best and worst Star Wars lines to help you in your quest to find the perfect person to join you on the sofa to watch the next season of The Mandalorian, Ahsoka, or even the original trilogy.
If all else fails, you can always stand on the bar, and claim the high ground.
The Good
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These are Star Wars quotes that double as pick-up lines. Easy to remember and reasonably inoffensive. Every single Star Wars fan should have these ready to go when the need arises.
30. “Hello there.”
29. “Mesa (insert name here). Mesa your humble servant.”
28. “Mandalorians are stronger together.”
27. “I’m here to rescue you.”
26. “Are you an angel?”
25. “Everybody needs somebody. Even a broken-down old crook like this one.”
24. “Nothing’s gonna change the way I look at you.”
23. “You look absolutely beautiful, you truly belong here with us, among the clouds.”
22. “Have you ever heard of the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise?” (If they answer correctly, you should propose then and there)
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The Bad
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These cheesy puns are risky but may make your date laugh. You never know, humor might be the best way to win your beau. If you’ve got Solo’s confidence or Lando’s suaveness, give these a try.
21. “Had you said the word, I would have left the bar.”
20. “Are you called Rey? Because I think you should take my last name.”
19. “If you turn me down, I’ll come back more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”
18. “Did you come from the Death Star? Because you just blew up my world.”
17. “Many Bothans died so I could bring you this message.”
16. “I’m a stormtrooper, I miss you already.”
15. “You must be executing Order 66. Because you’ve stopped the heart of everyone in this bar.”
14. “Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?”
13. “I did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs, but I’m gonna take it slow with you.”
12. “You’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.”
11. “I like big Hutts and I cannot lie.”
10. “Will you be my new hope?”
And The Ugly
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These pick-up lines are for behind closed doors, rather than for use out in the field. They are probably more dangerous than a proton torpedo pointed at a thermal exhaust port.
9. “I’ll let you shoot first.”
8. “Just like sand, my hands get everywhere.”
7. “My focus is gonna determine YOUR reality tonight.”
6. “There might be some disintegrations.”
5. “You’re so pretty. I would love to freeze you in carbonite and hang you on my wall.”
4. “Your phone number will make a fine addition to my collection.”
3. “I fell for you quicker than the Younglingslayer 9000 can slice through kids in the Jedi Temple.”
2. “Can I gonk your droid?”
1. “My love for you burns like Luke Skywalker’s aunt and uncle.”
Hopefully, this has given you some help to navigate the perilous world of dating so there’s a better chance that you’ll have a special Star Wars fan to snuggle up with next Valentine’s Day to watch the saga’s many couples. We’re sure you’ll do much better than Padmé and Anakin… Obi-Wan and Satine …Rey and Ben…Come to think of it maybe Star Wars isn’t the best template for romance considering the high mortality rate. Maybe try Star Trek instead!
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